(Because “Senior Software Engineer” just doesn’t sound disruptive enough) So, you’ve mastered Kubernetes, solved race conditions at 3 AM, and can explain the difference between TCP and UDP during REM sleep. Congratulations. Sadly, in 2025, that only qualifies you as “pretty decent.” If you really want to make it big—LinkedIn-influencer-level big—you’ll need a title that’s […]
1. Lead Visionary Principle Vibe Solutions Engineer (Certified Full-Stack Aura Harmonizer) Ever wondered why your team isn’t delivering? It’s because they lack Vibe Alignment™. In 2026, real engineering is less about code and more about ensuring that backend latency and frontend trauma are in emotional sync. You’ll lead “holistic API discussions” and facilitate healing between […]
(A Masterclass in Professional Time Travel and Selective Ignorance) Ah yes, 2025. The year AI writes your code, your fridge deploys Kubernetes clusters, and Junior Developers casually mention “I just optimized our React Server Components pipeline with Astro edge functions and AI-powered bundle splitting.”And here you are—rocking HTML, CSS, and jQuery like it’s 2010 and […]
